Friday, December 10, 2010

Fruit news

Oranges.  So orange and delicious.  One thing I have noticed though is that oranges don't travel all that well.  When the label says 'from South Africa,' probably best to avoid.  First of all, oranges aren't allowed in the airplane cabin, they have to travel together in crates in the trunk.  Then, they're not provided with the complimentary beverages that all of us 'enjoy' in economy class.  Nor are they even offered the 'snack' that contains no more than three pretzels.  Plus, in the event of an emergency landing, the instructions are to abandon the plane AND all fruit.  With that kind of treatment no wonder the oranges taste bad.  They taste of low self-esteem.

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