Good morning fava beans! It's a nice day today but my nipples hurt and my head hurts and my soul hurts. Just kidding! Only my nipples hurt. Does anyone have any advice? My soul is happy. Some days you just want your nipples to match your soul. Know what I'm saying? Have a great day! xoxox Amelia
My sister says her nipples hurt as soon as she got pregnant. Let us hope you are not like her. Maybe you should stop wearing gold dresses that obviously scratch your nipples constantly like Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteAll I can offer is one piece of advice: Do NOT, and I repeat, NOT put tiger balm on them.
Impossible! My womb is only fertile for Satan's seed. Since I am inherently evil, I am only receptive to evil. Plus I'm birth controlled every possible way. My nipples must just be depressed. Maybe some tiger balm will help.
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