Thursday, October 28, 2010

Most incongruous client

Weddings: Tacky, expensive, pointless. 

I had a client who visited me every two weeks from PEI.  He would lie to his fiancee, spend 7 hours driving back and forth, 2 hours with me.  This was in the lead up to his wedding.  I found myself asking him, over a period of time, how the plans were going, if he was excited, etc.  Eventually I asked him why he was marrying her if he insisted on visiting with (lots of escorts).  He said the sex with her was boring.

The weirdest thing I have ever asked a client is this:  "Oh you're back from your honeymoon.  How was the wedding?"  Followed by this: "Is your ass ready to be fucked?"

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW worst sentence to ever come out of my mouth!

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