Weddings: Tacky, expensive, pointless.
I had a client who visited me every two weeks from PEI. He would lie to his fiancee, spend 7 hours driving back and forth, 2 hours with me. This was in the lead up to his wedding. I found myself asking him, over a period of time, how the plans were going, if he was excited, etc. Eventually I asked him why he was marrying her if he insisted on visiting with (lots of escorts). He said the sex with her was boring.
The weirdest thing I have ever asked a client is this: "Oh you're back from your honeymoon. How was the wedding?" Followed by this: "Is your ass ready to be fucked?"
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW worst sentence to ever come out of my mouth!
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