Good morning! Today is a special day. I am introducing a man to the blog. This man is both tall and employed. His name is Andrew and he looks like this. He enjoys fitness and cooking. He likes dogs and sports. But don't be getting too excited, for he is my new man. If you seek a lumberjack with excellent biceps and steady employment, look elsewhere. He is lovely and buys me milk. His gay porn name is Mandrew. Or at least it will be when he is ready to unclench and welcome. Welcome to the blog Andrew! xoxo
Welcome Mandrew. Kindly refrain from wearing the outfit in the photo until we know you a little better.
ReplyDeleteWelcome Mr A! I see my prediction is true: you DO look remarkably Stalinesque, in an outrageously-handsome sort of way. I'm betting Stalin never bought milk for anybody, though. So in this case, I'm very happy to see the White Russian in the ascendancy.
ReplyDeleteWelcome again Andrew!
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