Thursday, November 25, 2010

Food etiquette

I have become an etiquette junkie.  The reason? Auralie's upcoming wedding, the event of the season.  I must, MUST, learn how to be a lady.  Today I have read about eating food.  Things I learned:

Don't encircle a plate with the left arm while eating with the right hand.  Do not glance around suspiciously at your table mates.

To attack corn on the cob with as little ferocity as possible is perhaps the only direction to be given.

Do NOT suck an orange in a restaurant.
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  1. UnknownNovember 26, 2010 at 9:46 AM

    There won't be any corn on the cob. And probably no oranges. So read on...good luck with lady hood. You'll have to teach me when you're done learning.

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