Today's insults

Following up on this week's theme of insults, here's some comedy gold from former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating.

• I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman's hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness.
• You've been in the dye pot again, Andrew (Peacock).
• I was implying that the Honourable Member for Wentworth was like a lizard on a rock- alive, but looking dead.
• The opposition could not operate a tart shop.
• It is the first time that the Honourable Gentleman has got out from under the sunlamp.
• I was nearly chloroformed by the performance of the Honourable Gentleman for Mackellar.  It nearly put me right out for the afternoon.