Thursday, November 18, 2010

Putin and atomic puppy

No, actually, NOT atomic.  Killer puppy? Puppy strapped with dynamite?  Puppy instructed to murder the leaders of all ex-Soviet states in order to reunite the USSR under Stalinist Putinist rule?  No.  Just a regular puppy with Putin.  That's right, Hell has officially frozen over to reveal that Putin is vulnerable to cuteness.

Thanks to Richard for sending me this!

From today's Globe & Mail:
What’s the most appropriate name for Vladimir Putin’s cuddly new friend? Puprestroika? Laika? Fluffy?
The Russian strongman is asking for the public’s help in naming a Bulgarian shepherd puppy he received earlier this week as a gift from Bulgarian Prime Minister Boyko Borisov, the Sofia news agency Novinite reports.
The news agency says the pup was originally named Yorgo, but the Russian prime minister is considering options.
There has been no shortage of suggestions from Internet users, such as "Ra-Ra-Ras" from Gawker.com: The dog’s surname will be Putin, get it? Then there is "Dogka," "Gazprom" and "Medvedev," while one commenter on the RT News site offered up "Georgia."
The puppy was presented as a gift to seal a gas pipeline deal, according to the BBC, which says Mr. Putin already has a Labrador named Connie and was given a Siberian tiger cub as a birthday present in 2008.
Photos of Mr. Putin cradling and nuzzling his new pup are a glaring (dare we say, softening?) departure from the Russian prime minister’s tough-guy photo ops. He’s been photographed competing at Judo, riding shirtless on a horse and shooting tranquilizers at a tiger.
The puppy, however, may grow into Mr. Putin’s macho image. Novinite describes Bulgarian shepherd dogs as an extremely rare breed of large mountain livestock guardian dog.

3 comments:

  1. What kind of sound do Bulgarian Sheepdogs make, anyway? Would it be more appropriate to name the pup GorBARKchev, or YELPsin?

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  2. He looks like he's snuggling with the fuzzy little harmless puppy, but in fact he's whispering racist propaganda to it and training it in killing ways.

    Is it only me, but did anyone notice the list of gifts included an endangered species? What an odd present. For my birthday I would like to request a leatherback turtle. Thanks in advance.

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  3. Foolish Auralie, Putin isn't racist! He's just a little high-strung

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