Good morning! Do you say 'fuck' too much? Do you swear repeatedly when you are angry with someone? Not anymore! I have compiled a list of Elizabethan insults for you. Improve your life this one easy step: when angry, revert to Renaissance.
- You weedy, sheep-biting maggot pie!
- Fie! (as replacement for fuck)
- A chat with you and somehow death loses it's sting
- Your services might be as useful as a barber shop on the edge of a guillotine
- I find you about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill attached to it
- You would bore the pants off the village idiot
- Fortune vomits on your eiderdown once again
Now go forth and enjoy your day! xoxo Amelia
Hmm..they had gas bills even in Elizabethan times? I always thought those would have been the best of times...I guess I was wrong. Thank you though, I shall try these on my group essay partner this een.
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