I love Mondays

 Guess what! David Sedaris is coming to the Dartmouth Chapters on Wednesday night.  For those of you who don't know him here's a quote:

"We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail."

And another one:

"Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan."

Have a great day, little Elves!  xoxo Amelia