You have inspired me. I too have signed up for a dare. In my case, I am soliciting donations from those who do NOT wish to read my incredibly boring and longwinded memoirs. Unless I receive an appropriate level of monetary bribes to cease and desist, I will begin distributing installments of my lifestory to all email addresses in my address book. You have been warned.
Donate by searching on the SLF site for my pseudonym, "Gregory Rasputin". Suggested donation levels: $50 donation to shoot me in my memoir-typing finger; installments to your email address will be delayed. $100 to poison my thoughts; emails to you will be slowed down. $250 will drown out my memory completely, leaving your email in-box totally free in anticipation of any newly-developing Investment Opportunities from crooked Nigerian Government Officials.
You have inspired me. I too have signed up for a dare. In my case, I am soliciting donations from those who do NOT wish to read my incredibly boring and longwinded memoirs. Unless I receive an appropriate level of monetary bribes to cease and desist, I will begin distributing installments of my lifestory to all email addresses in my address book. You have been warned.
ReplyDeleteDonate by searching on the SLF site for my pseudonym, "Gregory Rasputin". Suggested donation levels: $50 donation to shoot me in my memoir-typing finger; installments to your email address will be delayed. $100 to poison my thoughts; emails to you will be slowed down. $250 will drown out my memory completely, leaving your email in-box totally free in anticipation of any newly-developing Investment Opportunities from crooked Nigerian Government Officials.