Guess WHAT? This is a new month. Last month I was an escort. This month, this brand new miserably delightful frosty Monday, is a new day, a new era. No more creepy emails. No more requests for discounts. No more horrible sex. And then I have to count the fact that I no longer have to zone out in front of tv for an hour after a session. No more obsessive stabbing at the keyboard in a rage. No more dread. No more CERB. Who knew life could be so lovely?
No more dread? We both know that's a lie. But congratulations!!! It looks like your sex addiction is under control. Now you just have to work on your money, porn, and Christmas decoration addiction and you'll be a decent human being. Hahaha.
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